You know that Trump is pissed that he can’t say shit like “The wonderful USNWT that got back to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 2015 thanks to their great President! (me)”

The en dash with a space on either side (“Foodspin - perhaps the most useful of Deadspin sub-blogs - was abandoned by lazy and thoughtless people”) has been acceptable as an alternative to the em dash for a while.

I assume it has the traditional Eugen No Pause For You mechanic. A craptacularly artificial way to create tension. Sigh, Ikm going to end up getting this anyway, aren’t I?

“You know, as in Julian Caesar? The Roman general? Invented the salad?”

If you go into trances while driving, stop driving and see a doctor.

^This man gets it.

If he peed his pants while on the car, that would explain the lack of video evidence and still technically count as pissing on it. Glad to help.

So if I’m picturing this right, they have to gesture at the ref like Harry Potter casting a spell.

How did they agree to $7800? Was there bargaining? Coupon? Something like, “OK, $8000 but you still owe me two hundy from the Costco trip so $7800.”

“Seems pretty simple to me.”

Exactly my point.

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

Sorry, already on Squarespace building knitler.com

Yes, turning AVs into Florida drivers is definitely not the beginning of the end.

Maybe there should’ve been a memo that the yellow stripes aren’t suggested racing lines.

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

They’re also very articulate. Amazing that can speak both English and African!

good

But they probably didn’t improve the combat animations, so there probably won’t be much dismemberment and decapitation.

Thanks for the edit. Got a new ringtone!