The Washington R******s.

Might be going out on a limb, but I’m gonna cross him off the list of potential leakers too.

Yes, I agree. I probably betray my background as a fan of an AL team by that not occurring to me; “small ball” tactics like squeeze plays (especially of the suicide variety) are less common here and it didn’t even cross my mind.

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

You’ll address me as Mr. Buttfucker, young man.

If by literally zero you mean 13, then sure...

a recent MSU grad