But not Lena Dunham!

Boat trip looks borrrrrrring.

woah free boat ride! who should i take?

“Things that bounce”

Trying to live up to the spirit of Curtis LeMay, huh?

Limes above lemons because limes are better in a gin and tonic.

When life gives you lemons in the top 5, YOU FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

Honeycrisp isn't even the best apple? Are you fucking high?

Jesus, pineapple?! The fuck is wrong with you guys! Put raspberry back at the top where it belongs.

The Sprint 'Framily" commercials with the goddamn hamster for a dad make this McDonald's campaign look like the greatest thing to ever come out of Madison Avenue.

I can't be the only one who thought the first CA movie was the best of the solo-Avengers films, can I? Thoroughly enjoyed it.