Even if I’m not interacting with my partner, I still want to sit next to him. There’s comfort in knowing that I won’t be seated next to a stinkmonster or a baby.

Some U2 fans will probably do the first three tracks off The Joshua Tree (Streets, I Still Haven’t Found..., With or Without You). I’ll change it up and say Even Better Than the Real Thing, One and Until the End of the World from Achtung Baby.

My own suspicion is that most people calling chain pizza “garbage” couldn’t distinguish it from pizza of the same type from whatever local joint they prefer in a true blind taste test.

That’s a weird way to spell Magical Mystery Tour.

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

TEMPE-Asked waiter at BW3: “God, did you hear about Greg Schiano?”

Man on man action in your basement... It’s more likely than you think.

A subtle jab at the homophobia in the black community?

YES! The Airing of the Family Laundry! I was in my twenties when one thanksgiving I learned the man I had grown up calling uncle was, in fact, not an uncle. To this day, It is Not Spoken Of.

I’m Mexican and American Indian and the first white thanksgiving dinner I went to I felt straight up cheated with the missing Mac and cheese + cornbread.

I haven’t been to white Thanksgiving, but I bet it SSUUUCCCKKKSS.

I’ve been to Hispanic Thanksgiving for the past five years, and it’s basically all this. I feel like this is just “People of Color” Thanksgiving.

I mean, you have two NFL franchises in an area that I don’t know how stable the geological plates that were below us [were], but nothing happened so that was good.

I think 20mpg is actually pretty good for a vehicle with the Jeep’s capabilities. I get about 18.5 in my 4Runner. I think the “SUVs” that get mid 20's are generally crossovers with unibodies and no low range.

Others covered the boxy and heavy nature of a Wrangler, but often overlooked is the tire and wheel well situation. Look at any other car. The fenders come down all around it, close to the tire and down in front as well. The Jeep’s tires are pretty much out in the wind, being hit straight on by the air and the wheel…

It’s not the engine. FCA uses the Pentastar in everything without issue. The 2 door isn’t huge, but the 4 door is pretty big. They’re both heavy and, yeah, the aero is an absolute nightmare. Other SUVs just don’t compare to the body issues the Wrangler has.

Those people should buy something else. As it stands, the Wrangler seems to sell fine without additional compromises to increase mileage.

I never knew Wranglers had such low mileage. We have blocky SUVs everywhere, but they all seem to hit mid 20s nowadays. Wranglers—at least to me—seem compact in size. Is it mostly because of aerodynamics? Or is it more due to a gas-guzzling engine?

please don’t

Why? They’re less efficient.