Glad I skipped to the comments. Saved 5 mins!

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.