The entire time I was listening to the podcast, I thought he last name was Macklemore. Turns out (after I scoured the internet), its actually “McLemore”

See, and I don’t give a shit about something like that (funeral home workers stealing nipple rings). Plus...cut them off?! C’mon man. Good lord! And the reason she gave is just such bullshit. I dunno. Tripped me out.

BUT THE NIPPLE RINGS!!!!!!!

Did the quality of the maze shock you? Because usually when some bubba says I built an ambitious backyard project it brings down property values.

I had to look up the Rose Maze immediately upon finishing the podcast. I hope there is some way of preserving it.

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

What about:

He could definitely be Stanley Tucci’s younger, moodier brother (I have no clue who is older). In the backseat of the car while his family sing pop songs together, staring out the window with his hoodie up and his earbuds in.

NO. NO DAMMIT. DAMMIT ADAM.

If you’d like to see three photos of The Weeknd gamely trying to make it work for the cameras, please head to Us Weekly. Enjoy.

Adam Pally is the Carrie Bradshaw of the 2010s.

What part of Jez isn’t judging people? Like the entire system for many of the articles is based around judging the people in the headlines, whether they be powerful or not.

Adam, don’t you dare make me have to start worrying about you.

Blac Chyna yelled on Snapchat about how Tyga didn’t pay child support.

To be fair, though, classic birthday cake is also a garbage cake.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Yeah I’ve honestly never looked at her the same way. While I understand you can fall in love with someone who is different from you politically, there are limits. THIS GUY exceeds all of them.

I’ve always liked Sandra Bullock but I kinda side-eyed her for marrying this guy. Not because he’s a cheating cheater, obviously that is 100% his fault, but because he’s a white supremacist.