Ive been talking to someone so am stress not-eating

Recently separated, have my first date tonight w a fine as hell man. So nervous. Advice?

So upsetting. If I was next to Mykki Blanco on a plane I would call EVERYONE he is everything.

I set a close up of the CT as my contact photo on my husband’s phone

The prince is the spectacular and nearly unrecognizable Mark Gatiss! I suspected it was him but wrote it off until I actually looked it up. He’s co creator and Mycroft on Sherlock. The photo above is also a bit fuzzy I think thats why it looks CGI.

Can’t stop laughing at this. I live in Portland and went to a live show of The Read in Seattle. Every single listener question commented that they had never seen so many black people in the same place before.

They were talking about this meme on MFM:

Ah right?? I was hoping they would do just a general receiving line meet & greet after the show. They are doing a second night in my city I am on the fence about going two nights in a row...srsly considering it though lol

What is your favorite? I like Sword & Scale and Casefile for in digging deeper MFM is just hilarious

Right it truly shows how little of af they give about Nick as the bachelor that they would announce this while Rachel is still a live contender. One of the first things we noticed this season was how off put so many of the women seemed by him

So Vanessa, Raven, or Corrine??? *grinds teeth

EUH MY GODDDDDD NOOOOOOO!!!!!! You poor thing this is heinous ugh :( I hope you don’t think of this evening often, just reading it makes me want to stress pick off my nail polish

I kind of like the accent nail but the weird fully bordering french tip is bizarre and ugly

A friend of a friend had a huge southern wedding (like 15 bridesmaids) that got a full ass write up in a wedding blog.....they. never. legally. got. married. They are now separated after a blowout that resulted in him throwing out her clothes. HER CLOTHES!!!!!!

My In Laws didn’t even come to my rehearsal dinner. They were like hosting their other family that came for the wedding (they were all invited...). It took my mom and bridesmaids to calm me down that night bc I had gotten to the venue at the agreed upon time with one of my bridesmaids to set up and who else was there?…

Hi Jezzies idk if I will be around for SNS if I am I will repost there. Today was a weird as shit day. I work downtown and went out for a walk and shops were boarding up their windows to prepare for protests. When I got back to work there was a company wide meeting on an empty floor of our building notifying us that…

Congratulations!!!

I will also be holding out for this cyborg dog tech

OMG this is the only halftime I have ever recognized

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