I always liked PvZs parodies of them,

Also a very good boy:

Well. That’s what they WANT you to believe...

You can’t outrun a mountain lion, but you can outrun small children.

I googled “Cougar Asphyxiation” and it took me here.  Not what I was looking for unfortunately.

I would watch the shit out of old Kurt Russell being old Jack Burton. The very shit I say. 

What if they just rename it “Royale with Cheese”?

A part of Jules Winnfield just died upon hearing this news.

“Insert penis to begin.”

Have to? I think you mean do you get to.

Cut me, Mick!