I have a college acquaintance who is a courier in Manhattan. No helmet, earbuds in and takes Snapchat videos of him looking “pretty” while he weaves through Times Square. I want to punch him in the fucking face every single time.

Or they could have acquired draft picks by trading for bloated contracts that run until 2021, and thereby stuff the roster with young players that they can renounce or waive if they fail to turn into anything.

Randle isn’t close to the worst of the signings. He’s an extremely high TS% scorer on very high usage. A defensive sieve, but whatever — Mitch Robinson is one of the best defensive players in the league and he’s only 21! As long as Randle and Mitch are on the floor together, no problem!

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I’d love to see your ratio of muffin top to male breasts

The new MGMT album was fucking fantastic. I can’t stand their prior stuff but it’s really excellent.

That’s fucking disgusting.

go fuck off and get diabetes

Here’s yet another Gawker Media writer who can’t handle his shitty opinions being put on blast. Enjoy the McD’s paunch, Kev.

If there’s anyone in comedy to trust, it’s Schur. He is not the one responsible for the utter torpedoing of The Office around Season 5 and everything he touches turns to gold, including the great FireJoeMorgan.com.

I’ve really soured on “San Junipero” because of the nonsensical feel-good ending that, in one fell swoop, rejects all of the philosophical underpinnings of the episode. I seem to be in the minority on that one.

He needs Eric Bledsoe to learn how to shoot the ball. Giannis didn’t have an MVP-level series but Bledsoe shot worse over those four games than, say, Frank Ntilikina or Michael Carter-Williams has in his career. And that’s really fuckin’ bad.

Giannis didn’t make Eric Bledsoe shoot .393 TS% over the six games. 

If he stuck around another episode, he’d show off his shapeshifting, time-traveling and teleportation powers. Because anything’s possible when your writers are fucking morons who don’t care about internal logic.

the odds are 100% if you write it that way

It sounds like shitty, forgettable 90s britpop. Reminds me of “Steal My Sunshine,” which is NOT a compliment.

It’s fitting that “The Door” was the last great GoT moment, since GRRM himself wrote the storyline and it was a moment ideal for telling in video.

It’s arty baroque pop. Of course it didn’t beat out Taylor Swift.

Muse fucking sucks, and OP is a moron. There are SO many good bands since 2003. Death Grips, Paraquet Courts, Alex Cameron, Weyes Blood, Ariel Pink, Fleet Foxes (2nd album is genius), Sun Kil Moon, IDLES, Mt. Eerie and on and on and on...

Haha, you think Muse is good but the rest of the shit over the last 16 years is bad? You don’t listen to good music.