Unpopular opinion but overall I really admire.Madonna. She started in an era, the eighties, in which there were a lot of singers men and wom were overmanaged. She was essentially her own manager, Sure she made mistakes but she kept focused on her career. She shifted when needed and pushed boundaries. Her song Papa…

"There's a truly bizarre strain of anti-intellectualism running through both ends of the political spectrum, fostered by people who instinctively distrust anything beyond their immediate comprehension"

"Readers of my blog know," she writes in the book, "that the next time you lick vanilla ice cream from a cone, there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth."

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

I will supply the music for their tiny date

The bit where Lars goes out onto the porch and sees all the flowers and cards that people have left for Bianca... I cry every damn time. The care and affection the community shows him is so moving.

It's about him being in love with a sex doll, but really the story is more about how his problems affect his family and community and how they all come together to help him get better. I really enjoyed it.

#teamowl

That movie is pretty placid. Everyone in the town except for maybe his brother is accepting of him using a doll as a proxy to navigate his anxiety and shyness. He doesn't have sex with her. It's a pretty darling movie.

So.....Lars and the Real Girl isn't disturbing enough for this list?

"If only (blank) knew about my history of being repeatedly tripped by lawn gnomes when I was five, he would definitely love me. So I must go blindside the guy before the rose ceremony."

I wear widowhood as a badge of honor. I was there until death do us part. No one can take that away from me.

I had a chance to talk to Helen Mirren while on the way in to see Denzel Washington and Viola Davis in Fences on Broadway. She was standing right in front of me in line, so I said, "Ms. Mirren?" She turned around and said, "Yes?" I'm not a big celebrity-seeker and I don't do selfies or anything, so I just told her how…

As a designer, I take pride in researching fashion trends and history and I am going to respectfully disagree.

Timberlands were not an uncommon alternative to Doc Martens during the early 90s grunge era either.

The white cat most definitely crop-dusted the other. Actually, I'm not sure it's crop-dusting so much as directly farting in the face. Cats are such magnificent assholes. I love them.

I don't know why this made me laugh so much but it did! Comedy genius. I love how the white guy is all like, "I'm done with this shit" but the ginger dude is like, "nah man, I'm chill, leave me here". White fella just wouldn't let it lie though...

It needs to go outside. I had a cat like that once. It would literally run up walls. Then my roommate and I moved to a place with a backyard and started letting him explore outside. (I know, I know. They kill birds.) His personality COMPLETELY changed. He would explore outside to his heart's content and then come…

A friend of mine is an actress in Hollywood (not at the Kidman/Cruise level of fame). She became a member of the Co$, and fortunately extricated herself after a lot of years and money spent. The tales she tells are frightening, and absolutely consistent with all the other stories you've heard.

Yeah maybe you guys just shouldn't have cats. Because cats have claws.