of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Yes, you as a father should be able to control what your daughters do until they die.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

$8500

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

I’m glad I wasn’t there to hear the resulting Blue Scream of Death.

Holy shit that clip was ridiculous - Demarcus Cousins coming in as the voice of reason? Who'd have thunk it

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

goddamn.

I’m not surprised that the Rockets CEO felt the need to speak out. James Harden obviously wasn’t going to defend himself.

Damn. What a fucking dumpster fire. And James Harden was having sex with it.

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

For-e-ver. For-e-ver.

That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.