I absolutely agree with Atlus and the content protection laws on this. Streaming the gameplay in a game like this can really hurt sales more than with other types of games.

Coming this summer.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Pharaoh Man and Skull Man’s music are in my top 10 of all MM game tracks.

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,…

Kotaku would lose half their staff if they stopped paying attention to people who lie and manipulate people for their own benefit

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

Its actually quite simple.

You forgot the new NEW Switchgrande premium edition

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

MEANWHILE IN GEN 6:

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

It was a Rage Quit

I feel like the Tommen kill is more of an assist.

Sail.

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

All of these people are going straight to hell for not recognising the true #1 Pokemon.