The loss of chocolate only freaks me out in the fact that, what will all the women do? Nag us to death with no apparent treat to appease them?

Wait..how do you figure? I thought we were still grappling with unprecedented population growth in the face of extreme weather/climate change; still hadn't gotten a hold on our petroleum dependence or the fact that most of the world faces water scarcity, rampant infectious diseases, and a lack of access to toilets.…

Damn you, Google!

This makes me sad. I mistakenly assumed that the badass Goldieblox ad was crafted with the blessing of the Beasties. So now I'm kind of irritated with both sides. The toy company should have gotten permission. DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S TOYS, toy company marketing life skills to kids. Beasties, we need more girls in…

I weirdly hope this space becomes a pop-up roller rink. And that, in its last moments, Kira and the Muses rollerdance until their skates smoke as the whole thing fades to black.

I just so happened to stumble across this article this morning. When Women Wanted Sex Much More Than Men And How the Stereotype Flipped is an interesting counterpoint to this idea that we of the more fair and frigid species should just lay back and take one for the team.

AMEN! You and ToHelenBackAgain both bring up a salient point: some women get there more easily than others. And I'm not suggesting that there has to be this universal standard of how and when someone orgasms. But if your partner gets off and then thinks it's time to go make a sammich, that's bullshit. I feel like…

Exactly. Men aren't sitting around saying, "You know, I was stressed about my morning meeting. But she hassled me about fucking for so long that it was just easier to let her use my body to masturbate. Both of us had breath like we'd been licking the dog's asshole in our sleep and there wasn't really any lubrication…

Judging from the comments, I might be in the minority here, but I feel cheated if there's no orgasm.

All of these Parkway Kids...Central VPA checking in! Arts programs keeping it real!

Parkway West here too, Class of 1977!

"But, officer, that man MADE me mug him. I mean, did you see what expensive clothing he was wearing? And the bulge of his wallet was clearly visible in his pocket. If he didn't want to get mugged he shouldn't have been shamelessly flaunting the fact that he has money like that! He was asking for it!!! Plus, before I…

Parkway South here! I loved Crestwood Plaza. Who's old enough to remember going to Babbages and Tilt for for your gaming fix? There's actually a better set of photos of Crestwood Plaza that aren't HDR for those that are feeling a bit nostalgic by Wampa-One on Flickr. http://www.flickr.com/photos/1158114…

Parkway North represent!

Another PCH grad, checking in. ;)

What should we do, meet at a Lion's Choice and yell at each other or something?

Booo....Parkway Central graduate here!

It was only a matter of time before someone asked that... Parkway West! http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2012-02-16/new…

Hey, Alissa! Where'd ya go to high school?