I have many and complicated opinions on tofu, which at the end of the day is probably more than tofu deserves. 

One’s dysentery, the other’s mental retardation. Don’t go to fucking mcdonalds.

This lil’ theory doesn’t explain why Hellboy got worse reception than both Batman v Superman and Justice League, movies which I resent the time I spent italicizing, let alone watching.

Can we get a feed that’s only stories like this? I shouldn’t have to be reminded that people can be good, but it really helps.

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

I’m a 43 year old dad to an 11 yr old girl. I cried too.

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

How shitty is AJ McCarron that the Bills shipped him off and kept this guy?

I’ll say this, Nathan Peterson throws a beautiful interception.  

I know this won’t be the case for those doubling down pieces of shit, but to the Bills fans that called for Taylor to go and made every excuse for Peterman, how does it feel to be the wrongest of wrong?

and Ryan Fitzpatrick’s performance only makes it funnier.

all 32 NFL teams dont want to anger racists who love it when unarmed black men are shot. that’s where we are now.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…