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How did Christopher Columbus properly lose the World Cup?

There were no police when the second amendment was written. 

You gotta wonder what the Republicans will try next after every state votes to keep abortion legal.

Christ, she sucks. 

Everybody crabbing about his looks compared to hers aren’t considering that she probably chooses the men she does because she doesn’t think of herself as having the facial features she purchased, but rather with the face she was born with.

They 

After reading the headline, and then reading an actual article about this, it seems you never will, either

But he was surprised (not that we necessarily need another man’s take on this film)

Sorry, but Snide-o-Mite has already rendered her verdict that Lizzo IS the villain, (plus she coincidentally(?) criticized her in the exact same way she criticizes Beyoncé!). This WILL NOT be questioned.

wut

I’ll reply to you instead of the person who dismissed me. They are incorrect that the etymology of pussy comes from pusillanimous. 

Were all the guests childless by happenstance or design?

It doesn’t, though.

The fundraising goal was originally $30,000 and was then raised to $60,000.

What? We waited a day instead of doing a spoiler headline a couple hours after the episode was released? Are we becoming self-aware?

That’s assuming that Republicans don’t succeed with their next insurrection or similar attempts to thwart democracy. 

No 

On Tuesday, Gerwig, the film’s writer anddirector, took some time out of her busy schedule a

Do we think the writer knows this?