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On Monday, pop artist and very famous woman,

50 percent plus one

Yeah, he’s got Jackie’s nose for sure. 

Fortunately, this time it’s for good

Is that what she was sentenced for?

Isn’t double life a common enough expression that you don’t need to put it in quotes? Who are you even quoting?

You can just say KKK, you know

She’d like you to please call her by her real name now: Alana Thompson.

Nowhere in that link does it say he abandoned his dying wife. 

Lol. Generation Gap, I guess

When that story about Larry Nassar being hurt in prison appeared, I was unsurprised to find everybody in the comments here squealing with joy about prisoner-on-prisoner violence. I knew this common section would be the same way. The carceral system and extrajudicial violence are fine as long as the “right” people that

Yesterday it was commenters cheering prisoner-on-prisoner violence. Now it’s believing that this woman is a menace to society. some truly damaged people here celebrating the horrors of the carceral state, at least when it fulfills their fantasies. 

With all those articles you wrote complaining about how cheerleaders are treated when you started at Jezebel, do you mean to tell us you never complained once about it while you were an actual cheerleader?

Obviously, what has been done to her over the years is terrible. But I still don’t think it seems like she has anyone looking out for her best interest post-conservatorship. Or she has learned how to manipulate her fans for support.

What did Daddy say?

The Jezebel comment section is always full of people saying that this person or that person deserves violence, so okay?

I mean, with all due respect, it’s been years since they’ve done anything about the rampant racism and transphobia, etc. in the comments so I’m not sure why you’d think they’re going to do something different in your case. 

Okay, so the site is contractually obligated  to run a certain amount of articles about these people, huh.

We’re either cool with extrajudicial violence or we’re not. 

I knew I would just have to scan the comments to find Jezzies celebrating vigilante violence. And I was correct.