I used to sell cars; mostly Honda but I dabbled in Nissan for a bit.

So what your really saying is that the ATS-V is going to have massive incentives on it once this all plays out.

I tell people this when they say how fast muscle cars were back in the day. No, you thought it was fast because you were not used to a car going that fast at that time. A modern minivan will keep up with most muscle cars from the past.

1. THE PAINT OH GOD THE PAINT

He seems like the kind of guy who’d shoot me by accident.

Tires were black though.

I’m conflicted here though because you can clearly see that the trucks are white. Florida will not know how to proceed...

What I want to know: Why didn’t they make the Chevy SS look like this?

because i hate myself enough to read this article but not enough to watch the video, he says dab then proceeds to do it? Is this a thing? I hate myself for wanting to know.

a 1979 Mercedes Benz 450SEL 6.9 that’s claimed to have been restored

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

No.

No sympathy for this guy, but it’s interesting that his remarks as quoted above show at least a hint of self-awareness. Let’s hope he resolves to be a better person, though I won’t exactly be holding my breath on that one.

I still kind of want one. They are serious trucks underneath, and don’t get a lot of credit. I’d love to extend a short bed pickup one to a 5.5' bed.

Confirmed. See, McConnell, Mitch

In Indiana, you can’t buy a car on a Sunday. In the same vein as how you can’t buy carry-out beer on Sunday. Because GOD. Or something.

Yes, it’s ok to insult you for being a racist moron, it’s not ok to insult someone because of their race or religion. It’s ok to eat ice cream, it isn’t ok to eat poison. It’s ok to kiss your girlfriend, it’s not ok to kiss your girlfriends sister.

The other night, while walking the dog, I saw the largest and most brilliant meteorite that I had ever seen cascade through the night sky, and I seriously thought to myself “please, please hit us and put us out of our misery.”

The founding fathers actually went to great lengths to try to design a system of government that *wasn’t* all that responsive to whims of uninformed populist mobs. The whole electoral college concept was based on the idea that your average man (which required owning property, because your vocal idiots at the tavern…