Hell, I have so many options to buy beer,

I live in a state where grocery stores sell hard liquor. Buying Everclear from an Albertson’s? Yes, please.

- @gehrig38

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Yeah but the people saying that about FCA products can be counted on one hand.

Yup, you can see the cop slam on the gas and SUV jerk forward as he tried to block the guy. Blinker doesn’t give the right of way but cop was being a dick. I mean, I do the same but I know I am dick and I am not a cop that citizens are expected to look up to.

“Too big to have a manual?”

NP for a good car at a good price, +1 for the seller’s description. Sometimes that makes or breaks a car listing.

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

This is an unreasonable take.

Why can you not read that this isn’t Jalopnik, it’s Foxtrot Alpha?

Philando Castile can’t be who he wants because he’s dead. There are a lot of black people who can’t be who they want because they’re dead. I think that might be the point, but yeah, you’re right, anyone can be anything if they wish hard enough.

Someone is going to pay for that trip into the wall.

The XLT? Because the regular is a waste.

The ad is showing $3400 when I just checked it a minute ago. Definitely makes things a bit more interesting.

End the stigma of high miles! I bought a Mustang with 14k miles on it and all the seals were stone. If it’s got 250k someone has been caring for it

You had me at Scirocco. Underloved, underappreciated and gone too soon.

Yeah, it’s not like we’re currently watching a rift form in the federal government between those who follow the Constitution/rule of law and those that blindly do whatever the orange President tells them to. Nothing bigger going on at all, no sirree, just anothern random, isolated incident. . .