I can’t star your post because eating peanut shells is too weird and foreign for me. BUT! I couldn’t agree more about the rancid sunflower/peanut ordeal. Tastes like mold and it takes 5 minutes to get rid of that taste. The actual (not actually) worst!

Peanuts in the shell are hands down better. I literally just ate a bowl of shell peanuts at my desk and dealt with the huge mess regardless. I’m not sure if they’re roasted or salted differently? They also taste better if they’ve been roasted longer, however this must put the manufacturer at a risk of over-roasting…

You mean North Carolina, right?

Sorry, I’m not going to praise you for honesty when your honesty betrays your idiocy. The best reason you can come up with for voting for Trump for fucking president of the United States is “He’s different.”

holy shit

I finished it and I am surprised to say that not one person used the words Muzlin or Benghazi.

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you…

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my time on the internet it’s that people are irrational and it’s best to just ignore them rather than respond and try to reason with them. Politics and religion are two things that you will have the absolute hardest time trying to maintain a reasonable back and forth discussion.…

Like what can you possibly to say to someone like this...

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

To be fair as well, i think posts like this one are important and need to be reiterated. Please keep on fighting hamno, you’re my only hope

I routinely carry sufficient fucks on my person to survive driving in Chicago

I don’t think any of the high dollar refrigerators is any good. At work, we have two high end GE’s, and they break down a lot. The high end GE dishwasher was super quiet, but broke down so many times a Kitchen-Aid one has taken it’s place. Almost all my friends have a mid level GE like mine, and they are all…

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

They could call it the K-Kar Kup! Or abbreviated... wait, no.

When you’re married, you learn quickly to screw up stuff like this so that way they’ll either never make you do it again or give you iron clad instructions, which they will still leave some important detail out and you’ll have to stand in the store holding your dick while you wait for a text back about what kind of…

Source: I own a 2008 Cayenne S...

I once got a store list from the wife, and on one line was written thus:

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”