“I have a 4 year old and don’t expect any more children.”

My girlfriend will respond to my texts pretty much immediately EXCEPT for when I ask her if she needs anything from the grocery store. I send those before heading that way and I will receive a response when I’m in the checkout line or back at my car.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

It’s time for Ron Swanson’s Early Morning Learning Corner- Brought to you in part by Bourbon and Bacon. Start early kids so you can build up your tolerance and drink like a real man.

You’re right this is obviously a complex and staged propaganda to discredit innocent white Americans and totally not that two racist douchebags saw a black guy and wanted to fuck his life up.

Difference being though that neither Mussina nor Morris have had a suspected link to steroids. That and Mussina is easily a much better pitcher than Schilling.

There is a long list of guys who tend to end up at Schilling’s level (Jim Kaat, Frank Viola, Kevin Brown, Bob Welch, Jack Morris, Andy Pettite and Orel…

Fuck. Ketchup. Sock.

It’s not like there weren’t questions about PEDs with him too.

Yeah, not really getting the argument Tim’s making either. It’s one part “Hey, they’ve been voting assholes in since forever! Ty Cobb is a legend both as a player and a racist and Curt Schilling isn’t Ty Cobb bad” and another part “Hey, maybe he was just as fucked up when he was playing but you’d still want him…

It sucks that Schilling is such a bigoted asshole, because that is one of the more badass lines I can remember an athlete delivering, especially when it’s directed at that Yankees team, from something called an “Arizona Diamondback”

Mike Mussina deserves to go in before Schilling. 270 wins, 3.42 ERA, 7-8 postseason, 1-1 WS, 5-time all star, 7 Gold Gloves.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

So should Pete Rose and Joe Jackson

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.

The McAdoo playbook

“Can you hear me now?”

<You forgot to put in a subtitle reading, “Professional driver on closed test track — do not attempt” even if the commercial consists of beauty shots of the car being driven sedately under benign conditions.>

I don’t know where this is filmed, but where I live we HAVE to put some form of warning on the uphill/crest of a hill if we are working on the downhill side of it IN DRY CONDITIONS. Even if it wasn’t required, I would flat refuse to work on a crew who was led by a cheif that did not do this. It is safty 101 for the…

So you voted pro-government waste?

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”