FULL UNEDITED LIST OF MEN OVER 18 WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH BRACELETS:

Don’t forget another can of WD-40

They cling to their guns and religion and we end up with a circus peanut for President.

America, let’s talk..

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

I dunno my peeps.

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

Diamond plate hot-tub; think about it.

Thank fucking god.

This sounds like a great opening for a movie on SyFy.

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

Let me repeat that.

Fuck CNN

Thanks Obama!

You know when you hear a joke so many times, you forget why you ever laughed at it? And then, you hear it one more time, and all of a sudden, it’s hilarious again?

This isn’t that one more time.

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

Wait, your argument is that the beige one looks better?

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.