Wasn’t there someone during the campaigns yelling loudly about how you should never let your opponent know what you’re doing?

He also proved what a shit negotiator and businessman he really is by announcing on Twitter a week prior that he was going to try to keep Carrier in Indiana, thus giving them all sorts of leverage.

Actually it’s only 800 jobs that were saved. 1,300 jobs are still being shipped to Mexico. Also, the Carrier workers’ union leader is worried Carrier is going to cut the remaining workers wages and said they’ve had no input into the process.

So I was supposed to go to the Rifftrax Holiday broadcast today. But the theater I always go to was, with no explanation, not showing it. So I took the day off work and was denied even the tiniest scrap of comfort or joy, in a personal teeth kick from 2016.

Never Forget:

This is the season where we jumped the shark isn’t it.

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

This Carrier business is ridiculous. Could you imagine if Obama tried something like that. Also, are free-market loving Republicans really ok with the soon to be highest ranking government official telling a private company what to do?

God, this season of America is such shit.

This is all he wants: the applause and the accolades. None of the actual work. That’s what Pence is for, isn’t it. God help us all.

Women love me.

Something something holding doors! Enjoy your equality, ladies, where you’re forced to open heavy doors WITHOUT MALE ASSISTANCE!

What war did you fight in...?

Trump did, for one he fabricated.

So, your sad, misguided comment failed to do what you expected, and now, you’re going to pout. Bless your heart.

Do men get a draft waiver if they have a physical issue?

I’m firmly against the draft. But if my guy friends had to register for Selective Service, I should have had to, as well. (At this point, since I’m over 45, I doubt I will ever have to register for the draft. And since I’m over 45 *and disabled*, I wouldn’t actually get drafted. So the point is moot. But 18-year-old…

Yeah, sexist dudes always think this is the thing that’ll get us to be all, “you’re right, I should never have complained about all that other unequal stuff! I’ll get back in your kitchen.”

If we make women sign up for selective service, it will deprive the MRAs of whinging point.

Trumpers have tried to use this to get me to see the error of my (liberal) ways