Omg I don’t think you read the post!

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My favorite day of the year! I can’t wait to open my International Men’s Day gifts. I’ve got my fingers crossed for the Collected Works of Donald J. Trump and Axe Body Spray.

Well and good, but where’s white history month, I’d like to know.

My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

i’m imagining a lot of ridic emails from men to you, madeleine.

International Men’s Day—not to be confused with “every day, ever, throughout the history of human civilization”—is special because on this day, we sing the manly anthem.

As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?

How about you stop being so goddamn pedantic? More people voted for Hillary than Trump. Is that fucking good enough for you you asshole pedant?

Plurality

The Majority of Americans Voted for Hillary. A Majority of Americans did not vote for Trump. Blame the EC.

Mike Pence is a piece of shit. One of the worst politicians I’ve seen in my time in Indiana and that, quite frankly, is saying something.

Subtitle: “Benghazi murder victims still dead.”

The day after the election my daughter, who is 7, seemed pretty uneasy about the fact that Trump won, because she knew her dad and I wanted Hillary to win. She doesn’t even know many details about Trump, just that we don’t like him, so I was kind of surprised that she was so stressed. But then I thought about how…

Tomorrow’s NYT headline:

Say what you will about Trump ( and please, say bad things), his stroke of super-villain genius was picking this backwards Goodman to be VP, ensuring a crazy, Sofie’s Choice dilemma when calling for his ( Trumps) removal.

Why would Pence bother seeing Hamilton? Does he not even know what it’s about?

If America had a VP-elect who waved his dick at press conferences and literally ate shit, it would apparently be disrespectful to boo because of the position alone.

Trump Pence have no plans of applying civility, they shouldn’t expect it.