Goddamn. I started this day at 4:45 a.m. with so much hope and optimism, worked the polls all day, just dropped off the supplies and I come home to this. I literally feel sick to my stomach. How is this happening? I am angry and terrified.

This is great. I watched “Contenders - 16 for ‘16" on PBS and she was the focus of an episode.

I’m a man, I read Jezebel all the time, and I like it! :)

“Lesser of two evils”

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

I mentioned this in another thread, but it bears repeating here. Folks who insist their vote doesn’t matter because they live in a blue state - or hell, even a red state - take a hard look at the voting habits of your entire state.

If by some strange horrible longshot Trump wins, I will cease to speak to anyone who insisted on voting for Stein or Johnson because “I shouldn’t have to vote for the lesser of two evils” or “Clinton is a liar and murderer” or “they are both terrible” or “I don’t have to follow the crowd” or “If everybody would vote…

they’re openly shitting on Deadspin, and it’s great

Tell Black North Carolinians or Latino Nevadans that voting doesn’t matter.

OK there is no way you guys aren’t shading the bro-chads over at Deadspin. And I agree with the shade. Few things more obnoxious than aloof white boys whose aloofness is courtesy of them having no skin in a game that could end with a white supremacist in the oval office.

This bad hombre voted for Hillary

Well, then you missed the hissy fitting when they got called out in the comments. Ain’t no hurt feelings like white male privilege hurt feelings.

As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

<3 u Jezzies!!! Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it's done. (Ley, Drew, Jordan and ladies excepted.)

Bros, you are not too cool to vote. Bros.

I had brain cells die because of that self-important, selfish swill. Fine, don’t vote. It’s still annoying, but whatever. It’s the whining, 4 paragraph justification about he’s really in the right and making the morally correct choice that drives me crazy. I used to like Pareene when he was at Gawker in the old days,…

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

#WhiteManPrivilege It must be nice.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.