When Stern runs for president?

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

And his mom apparently likes him...

AND he goes to church, so there.

I’m gonna pass internet judgement and assume that family goes to one of the churches that solely blames women (by which they mean anyone of any age with a vagina) for men’s “transgressions.”

I’m baffled at how the court can seriously take into account any letters of familial support when the charge involves incest. Like, holee shit. It’s not enough that he assaulted a child, not enough that it’s incest, but on top of that, the family is taking his side. Beyond demented.

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a…

That poor girl. She must feel like she has absolutely no fucking support.

Oh god this is fucking disgusting. This monster raped a 12 year old relative and this judge thinks 17 days in jail and losing his fucking job is enough because his sick family still supports him and he goes to fucking church? I am having a hard time keeping my goddamn face still and neutral as I type this at my desk.…

now now. the article just says “sexual assault”. not rape. be easy on the guy.

I... I have no words. What the actual hell?! He raped a 12 year old and gets 17 days in prison because he has “community support”?!

Guys... guyyys.... Trump’s not that bad. I mean definitely, DEFINITELY VOTE FOR HILLARY, but he COULD be president, ya know? He might win! He just might! He’s not like, disqualified or anything, just like, not a good choice. But he’s a choice! He’s very popular, after all! And he... created jobs? Or something! So yeah…

He’s probably also jealous that Slim is an ACTUAL billionaire instead of a pretend one.

CARLOS DANGER

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

I just saw this a few minutes ago, and thought it perfectly summed up his mindset. Women=Give them a kiss. Blacks (any minority)=Keep them at arm lengths away.

I’m gleefully enjoying the implosion of the G.O.P.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

It’s not also a coincidence that women are coming forward after a tape of him bragging about exactly what he did to them makes it a whole lot more likely that they’ll believed, or after he baldfaced lied about it in an internationally televised presidential debate.

No, you’re right, it’s not a coincidence that these reports are coming 26 days before Election Day, Don. YOU’RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.