Tell us about your pain, broseph.

Life sucks so people should have to just deal with oppression. Wow what sparkling insight. Of course life isn’t always fair, there is pain there is suffering. But certain kinds of shitty stuff can be actually be brought to an end with conscious efforts. Equating the unique experience of being in an oppressed group to…

Who promoted this dipshit?

LOOK AT ME I SO FEMINIST U GIVE ME COOKIES NOW

He is THAT theatre kid.

You seem nice.

Something something, woke.

Now he’s coming for Paul Ryan too.

Also, as a 59 year old man, he was really a prime target for that corrupting slash fic. Not only was the book written with men like him in mind, it was clearly a liberal Mormon plot constructed by Hillary who could have written a law against bad language if she didn’t have so much hatred in her heart.

Oh I must have missed the part where Turmp declares his intention to grab her by her inner goddess

Apparently consent and fiction are both foreign concepts to these people.

Women bought Fifty Shades of Gray, so naturally that means they secretly want to be grabbed by the pussy.

What are they even trying to get at with this pathetic attempt to derail? That women reading erotica is somehow corrupting men? Women enjoying their sexuality makes it okay for men to rape them?

Ok dummies, women get to fucking DECIDE what they read and watch! Nobody FORCES them to Read/Watch Fifty Shades!

Frankly, including the word “pussy” may have given her book a modicum of sexiness. But thanks anyway to E.L. James for calling out the ridiculousness of the comparison. Just because an erotic fiction novel has gained widespread popularity amomg women does not make it ok for men to commit sexual assault. How are those…

I know! Thanks, Trump for making me like something E. L. James wrote.

Also, weren’t those comments from like 2005? Was Trump just THAT FAR ahead of the curve that he intuited this whole BDSM sex craze would come about JUST IN TIME for him to run for president?

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

To be fair, she’s 1000% better than DT Jr. and Dracula