I’d say it’s partly cloudy with a 40% chance of bitch.

What’s the over/under on Trump completely melting down and calling Hillary a bitch on national television?

I belong to a really horrible FB group of local folks who mostly support Trump and are racist/awful in a lot of ways. Since my job requires working with the public, I don’t participate but do use it as a way to figure out who the most horrible people are in my area. It’s such a train wreck; I have a hard time looking…

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

Please try to catch a pic of your neighbor holding one up with a bewildered expression on his face.

Erin has a good one on The Daily Beast in the same vein: “More omnipresent than the fear of death-by-men among most American women is the fear that every time we leave men alone together in a room, they talk about us like how Donald Trump and Billy Bush talked about women in footage that leaked Friday.”

The Mitt Romney nostalgia really is the weirdest feeling. That and the fact that I now find G.W. adorable, even as I still am repulsed by his wars.

Trump really fucking sucks.

Jeezus that’s a good article. Thanks for the link.

In between all the Trump madness,I have some good news! I bought a house. Now the fun part begins - demo! This has been the most exhausting time of my life. I honestly can’t wait to paint this place and move in. The countdown is on!

This was my favorite part:

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

I think about how fashed I used to get about Mitt Romney possibly becoming president, and I laugh at how innocent I was. I miss those days.

This is the Trump sucks thread.

It’s actually really brilliant. Keep it under wraps until just before voting seriously gets under way, leaving him no time to dig out from under this mess.

There’s a reason why they call it an “October Surprise”.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.