Or maybe...OR MAYBE! Yoko comes here everyday to see her tweets represented and saw other people tweeting and that’s her roundabout way of tweeting others.

Our eyes saw in SD back then.

Didn’t we all look radically different roughly 15 years ago?

Pretty sure ass is the only thing I’ve ever eaten in the shower.

Poors!

Yeah this seems dependent on having a huge shower.

I don’t eat in the shower because a) my shower is not room-sized and b) i don’t like it when my food tastes like water and shampoo.

Stamina coming out of his whatever.

I’m no longer worried that this shaved ape might become president.

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

why is sleeping a good thing? i want a president that has never slept, a president that doesnt need to sleep. when do Islams attack? while we are sleeping, those cowards. i want a president that can keep me safe like my dad kept me safe. he would watch me all night every night to protect me from Africans he said and…

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

I would be so happy if a Trump staffer, tired of all the bullshit, just responded to Ashley with something incredible and honest.

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

If only someone had tweeted at Hitler to go fuck himself.

You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.