It’s just so funny. Men have been harping on the things women wear since forever. Leggings/yoga pants/Uggs have all had at least a dozen negative think-pieces written by men. But a woman does the same thing once - OMG THAZ NOT OKAY HOW DARE U!!!
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On the one hand: LOL at anyone who wears cargo shorts outside of, like, hiking or outdoorsy activities.
God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.
The last time I was on an airplane The Hateful Eight and The Revenant were options.
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fellow jezeblists: please reply to this post if seeing the above pictures made you gay.
Donald Trump spoke in detail about seeing video of “money pouring off of a plane”
Someone talked him out of adding “LOL."
That exclamation point, though.
I want someone to make a dildo out of a pocket pussy. They could well take my money.
P.S. NASA, if you’re reading—DM me.
Like my grandmother always said, anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
It’s always a comfort to know that NASA’s best still have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy.
OMG NASA!! Twins! I have the exact same one hidden under my bed in a box labeled “me time.”
I know the scientist in the photo, and she’s a wonderful person, whether she’s looking at a phallic rocket or not!
I think the rule is that if t’aint any balls, it’s a dildo. So: N.
Well, we’re all a bunch of angry lesbians here at Jezebel, so we’re honestly asking. We’ve never seen a penis before and think this might literally be an actual penis. We’re sorry this offended you, but you can focus on coverage of the latest Taylor Swift controversy for the hard hitting coverage that mature people…
Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough...
i’m gonna say no, because a) i have one of my own, and it doesnt look like that & 2) no one has ever looked at it with the wonder that exists in that person’s eyes.