She paid us all in orgasms. Didn’t you know that’s what we’ve been doing this whole time while you guys are busy hating the muslims. We have all been having sex.

HOW MUCH DID SHILLARY PAY YOU FOR THIS FAVORABLE COVERAGE?!?!

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

This was a good laugh amidst all the shit flinging, thank you for sharing.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

I think this is the most unanimous Yes of any “Would U” yet.

The way I see it, Bernie Sanders supporters have two choices:

What? No, we care about the issues. For me in particular:

They hacked (illegally, btw) the DNC, not Hillary’s files. The only criminals here are Wikileaks and their Russian masters.

If they were in it for the issues, they wouldn't be for Trump, or Pence, who will literally destroy the things they care about.

Sooooo what would have appeased the bernie bros? Him telling them they should vote FOR Trump?

These are the kind of supporters who would be disappointed when Bernie couldn’t finish his entire agenda in two years, forget to vote in the midterms, and then call him an ineffective president when a Republican Congress blocks all his legislation.

Am I starting to sound bitter about other Sanders supporters? That’s…

Yep. I and probably a majority of my friends and family are Bernie supporters, and we are virtually ALL voting for Clinton in November. Bernie or Bust-ers are an extremely vocal minority, folks.

I just found out the emails that were hacked were all from May after the election was decided. From the tone of the reaction you’d think they were from the day after Bernie announced. Are they bad? Yes. DWS and the staffers involved should all be gone today. BUT, it’s not nearly as awful as people are trying to make…

And there it is. It is no longer about Sanders, if it ever was. It's just about your precious unsustainable imaginary future and not the hard god damn work it's going to take to get there. Privilege plain and simple, what will it hurt if Trump gets elected? They won't feel any pain from his insanity.

this shows me that they’re not so much pro-bernie as they are anti-woman-in-charge. fuckers.

Nah. Men should learn not to be complete dickheads when doing a job that requires being in the presence of a woman.

I cannot imagine how uncomfortable I would be as a woman to read an interview that reads like the writer used his boner instead of his pen to write it.

If I were a big enough star, I’d refuse to be interviewed by men. I’d be labeled a difficult diva, but I also wouldn't have to put up with this kind of shit.

State of Florida is so embarrassed