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Someone in a Twitter thread last night mentioned pants suits- they are dictatorial. This same maniac went on to say “why would I be joking? I don’t trust a woman that can’t wear a dress every so often. They lack confidence.” Which slays me. Not only does this maniac imply that wearing a pants suit puts you on the fast

Yesterday my boyfriend insisted on watching parts of the RNC out of curiosity so I was subjected to it against my will and I heard Paul Ryan say something about how Dems want to control all aspects of our lives while Republicans want to defend our liberties.

Tangentially, I’ve never actually heard an adult man refer to his penis as a “Peter”.

To be fair, there are a lot of fat jokes about Chris Christie, which make me equally uncomfortable. I wouldn’t support him as President, but that has nothing to do with his weight.

Agreed. And anything that’s mocking her body really. Like does any of that have to do with her ability to run the country? It just shows how misogynistic this world can be. I’m not a fan of Hillary but all of this stuff is just sad.

What else are they going to do? Talk about Trump’s “accomplishments” or “leadership”?

Trump talks about purging mosques and banning Muslims and has huge support among the white supremacist crowd, but Hillary is the one who’s Hitler. Ok, sure.

That Hot Chicks for Trump shirt is the ugliest fucking shirt I’ve ever seen

I am shocked. SHoCKED!

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

“Sorry!” he shouted after me, in a segue I didn’t quite understand. “Done slammed my peter in the car door one too many times!”

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Yes, Harold. This is literally facism.*

It’s endlessly amusing to me that, after Jezebel, the regular Deadspin commenters are the most with-it.

Yeah. I was like, damn, I miss my Jezebel peeps.

It must be exhausting to be weighed down by so much hate. Or, perhaps, it’s the opposite — all of that seething hatred burning through you, hollowing you out until you are an empty husk, just a shell where a soul and a person used to be.

I took my husband to see the movie. I didn’t like the trailer and my husband didn’t watch the trailer because he didn’t want to dread the movie....We laughed so hard OMG it was joke after joke after joke but they were allfunny jokes and the women are amazingly funny! My husband came out and said: how can anyone hate

I felt so bad for her yesterday. Leslie is life and she’s always so positive.

Don’t read the Gizmodo version of this article unless you want to have a rage stroke!