Y’all sitting around debating whether the Browns “process” is going to be anything more than a case of the runs caused by Skyline chili...

I thought it was Jacques Jones.

Name of the Year nominee?

I know a guy who yells that when he plays cornhole....on every fucking one of his throws.

“Fuck Gooo?”

Plain Triscuit with some prosciutto and grated Parmesan. yum

You walk into your house from back from food shopping, and your wife and kids are not to be seen. What you do see is all of your ex-girlfriends, drinking tea with stern looks on their faces. What do you do?

+1

Or in the “leaded, high octane” coffee.

Wait. You can ROTATE a pdf?

Baseball has always been a game of adjustments. Sometimes forced by the rules (lowering the mound height); sometime by strategy.

I get the feeling it is the Baltimore version of Cicero or Bridgeport in Chicago.

That is excellent Kinja, good sir.

“Hey. Don’t forget about us. We need a replacement for Vontaze Burfict”

That was just asking for a “peanut Punch.”   To the ball and the QB face...repeatedly.

The rest of us are going to have to work to ketchup with how special and saucy you are being. 

Well, in his defense, Bartolo was celebrating his home run.

Grape soda and Everclear  FTW

Take your +1, you magnificent bastard.