A very good list. Here is mine:

I’ve been cheering anything detrimental happening to this team since Scottie Pippen made Patrick Ewing his bitch , then told blowhard Knick fan Spike Lee to “sit his ass down.”

I did mention that I licked that yogurt before you got to it, didn’t I Jeff?

“Hold my beer.”

But, even if it were illegal, Kim Foxx wouldn’t prosecute and would chastise  anyone questioning her decision.

Cookie Monster nailed it!

That’s cold...like metal prosthetic leg cold.

It’s Chicago. OF COURSE the dipshit is named “Bob.” Odds are he’s also one of the asshats  from Bridgeport, or Joilet, who regularly call the SCORE and infuriate Dan Bernstein with their bad Sports takes...like Josh McCown should be the Quarterback of the Bears future, instead of Trubisky.

Love Barry Sanders. Amazing talent and a class act.

You’ve been driving with that mod on Chicagoland roads..and never had an issue? That is damn near impossible, considering the condition of Illinois roads (despite the ungodly high tax burden this fucking state government puts on its citizens.)

The envelope is probably the letter Coulson told her about in the Season 5 finale.  She just hasn’t read it yet.  

Mark Kolpack (AoS VFX coordinator) said via Twitter that Daisy caused all the Shrike to “explode” from internal vibrations. The idea was to make them seem like a crystal wine glass shattering when a certain frequency hits it.

Yo-yo gave it to him, doing her Yo-yo thing.

No.. Davis is the indestructible, unkillable, anti-trope, anti-redshirt!

Mack joined the team in the beginning of Season 2, so they’ve known each other for just shy of five years.

It won’t happen, but this one would be intriguing.

The real question is, are we really still doing that much cocaine in North America? Come on guys, it’s not the 1980s anymore.

Love me some Lou Malnati’s, Gino’s and Giordano’s; but the best deep dish is Pequod’s.

After Deep Dish, Detroit style is my go to pizza.