Gojujang is the new Sirracha.

While I prefer to use Sour cream or Creme Fresh as a stand in for mayo, depending on the recipe, I’ve found that, in a pinch, ricotta cheese can work as well.

Very meta.  Very well done, indeed sir.

“American sports culture is absolute crap but nothing I can think of is nearly as toxic as European soccer culture (really hoping that “soccer” pisses one of them off and helps reinforce my point).”

Isn’t that the standard way they serve Skyline Chili?

“Yeah. Food snobs need to fucking lighten the fuck up!”

I imagine Olberman does that now with reruns of his run on Sportscenter with Dan Patrick.

Plus at this point in his career he can voluntarily take two years off and come back and have a pile of scripts and A list directors waiting for him. Also, pussy patrol.

Chicago and New York being 1-2 is the correct take, however, do not count out St. Louis style. Here is my Ranking (completely unbiased and 100% scientific and, therefore, beyond question...NO ONE DENIES THIS):

Insert Max Kellerman joke here...

YES! EXACTLY! It’s all because of BIG MANNERS (a subsidiary of the white people Illuminati) and another of their attempts to control us!

+1   Well done, you Magnificent Bastard!

Take your star!

I still want the Jets and Bills to incorporate “orchids” and “rub&Tug’ into their offensive calls when playing the Jets

Umm.. I believe that was Eric Idle.

Obligatory:

For Chicago, I’d go with the Art Institute or Symphony Hall. Even the Field Museum is more likely to be cherished than the Willis Sears Tower.

Huh... and here I thought that was Mark Chmura.

I might add any of the Presidential Memorials in Washington, particularly the Lincoln Memorial, or even Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

I imagine a case could be made for the Sydney Opera House to fall into that category. Obviously, not an ornate, breathtaking cathedral; but rather, an example of a distinctive, “modern” structure that will probably be cherished as a landmark in the distant future.