When I was a kid, there was a hot dog stand in my hometown that used to steam them. No clue how they did it, but they were amazing.

Okay...I have encountered too many Robert Kraft articles now. When I first scanned your comment, for a brief moment, I thought it said “Michellin starred RUB-joints” and thought “they do ratings for that?”

Yeah...it was kinda anti-climatic.

Or Bob Kraft references...

I’m calling dibs on @VentedPeen as a band name.

I always thought the human body was designed to be omnivorous.

I regret that I can can only give you but one star for this.

Virtually EVERYONE at this fucking event is a pompous, self-aggrandizing douchebag. The show itself is one big circle jerk of celebrity entitlement and preaching to the viewers with the nuance and subtlety of a Theory of a Deadman medley.

Hudson Hawk may not be a very good movie, but it is fun.

Don’t forget his amazing work in Warlock.

Just had a flashback...

There‘s a Uranus joke in there somewhere....

Is that anything like “Cake or Death?”

What about Danks?

Those tax numbers may be true for today, but I would not be surprised if the Mike Madigan machine in Springfield jack up the Illinois tax rates significantly higher; especially now that Madigan has his hand picked lackey in the Governor’s Mansion, when he should be in a cell next to Blaggo.

“The best bonus of the wind boost is that it pushes you past Pennsylvania as fast as possible.”

Well, I can understand why Ol’ Snorky would be bitter and angry enough to throttle people with his trunk.  I heard he lost everything in the 1974 Gigglesnort Hotel Investment scam and had to resort to hustling “trunk jobs” on Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago.  

Came here for the “Danger Island” mention. +1

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