As much as this site dumps on Blizzard, I am surprised the whole Diablo fiasco at Blizz-con did not get a mention

Wouldn’t that be....

Could have been the creepy voodoo doll lady from the Chopped episode.

Posey gets props for over the top scenery chewing, while Elizabeth Henstridge is STILL criminally under appreciated after 5 years.

Ahh.  I see you’ve been to Illinois.

There is a Booger-Borg mashup in there somewhere:

And now, for your perusal, a synopsis of the Bulls since 1999:

Technically it would be a Mack Half Back Sack.

“Waffle House thickness...”

I know you guys are just filling in for Drew, but please... give us just one

I imagine he would switch to a lighter bat to get more bat speed to try to catch up to a 95+ MPH fast ball. Not sure how successful he would be on things like hard sliders and, for example, a Greg Maddux circle-change.

“Babe Ruth was great, but did he ever get a blowjob under the Left field stands?
I think not!”

Ya know, DvsRey...I was talkin’ to Tom Paciorek the other day...Stone Pony was ignoring me as usual, but whatever. Anyways, I say to him; “Wimpy,” I says. “During his career, Michael Jeffery Jordan showed more TWTW than just about any athlete I ever saw. There was only one player, in any sport, that had more TWTW than…

Ppersonally, I'd put the Bears first  but whom am I to quibble. 

Dear Lord. The combination of scheme, aggression and flat out SPEED of this defense is frightening.

My guess is he was injured by the sheer size and pretentiousness of this year’s Williams-Sonoma Catalog.

Parenting...done....um right?