That’s why we have the Darwin awards...

and the (alleged) pony tail...

Using Thornton’s logic, your reference to Colin Powell would be “racist.”

A Dime??? Hell, Bloomberg used to only give me a nickel...

applies to hang gliding also...

Cringe worthy...but star worthy as well.

If you’re a Bears fan, do NOT close your eyes during this video. You’ll have a nasty flashback to Cody Parkey’s game from a couple of weeks ago.

Well, he DID have that 4-5 minutes of awesomeness near the end of the season:

“The scuffle between the Detroit Tigers announcers had me thinking: what broadcasting duo would you like to see fight one another?”

Reminds me of something...hmmm what could it be?

Okay, who is Martz going to blame for the obsolescence of his offense?

RDT!

Or obstruct a murder investigation in which he played a part in (allegedly). 

+1 with FRESH WINE!

“I want a ribeye the size of a toilet seat!”

Didn’t “Wendy the Super Whippet” open for the Dead Kennedys at Alpine Valley in ‘92?

Who can defeat Knickers, the Nefarious Oversteer??

I was wondering where all the excessive methane in the atmosphere was coming from..

I hate myself for laughing at this comment.

Cow-zilla as the next Toho/WB collaboration: CONFIRMED!!!