Sounds like something Bill Veeck would have done in the 50's or 60's

The interesting thing is that the players LOVED the franchise tag when it was first introduced.

Le’veon,  Welcome to the Toronto Argonauts!

manicure time!

“Second, it is absolute garbage politics.”

maybe a Scott Norwood...

What? No Chris Henry standing in a pick up truck bed??

Don’t forget Mark Chmura...

Johnny Knox would bend over backwards to be featured like this...

Smoking Jay Cutler or GTFO

Didn’t Triple Narwhal Gambit open for Dead Kennedys and Violent Femmes at Eastern Illinois University in 1989?

This is the proper fucking steak prep for Kinja members:

I love how Meta this show gets. It’s not quite on the level of Mack from MAOS, but it is damn close.

I will cringe if the kid’s Dad was kidnapped by Team Rocket.

He’s quickly becoming Dr. Who’s version of Mack from MAOS

“...it feels like a spiritual sequel to the show’s iconic first season episode “Father’s Day.” In that one, Rose Tyler traveled back through her own timeline to witness her father’s death.”

Maybe go to plaid, like in Spaceballs...

The reddening of his face reminds me of the Toho Godzilla movie where his internal radiation going critical mass is causing Godzilla to glow brighter and brighter.

The difference that Gruden gets this message (or rather doesn’t get it):

The Will To Win: That’s all you need. Give me nothing but players that will be grindy, talent is optional, and I’ll show you a perennial sub .500 team!