Marlins Man? IS that like a Schiano man?

First pitch of the season from the Marlins....

We had Amanda Miranda Panda before, and now Dr. Megha Panda.

Brandy Cassagrande got hosed last year.

Take your +1, you magnificent, force sensitive bastard.

I’m calling it now. There will be a 16 over a 1:

The others SHALL NOT PASS!

It better have the proper lair...

And when does Magary’s “Hater’s Guide to the Final Four” come out. Oh, wait. let me guess:

Best line I have read:

Agreed. Do not be surprised if he dials back the high impact moves, using them to set up a new surprise submission finishing move at the Wrestle-mania. Something that Owens/Zayn “did not expect,” and causes a quick tap out.

Booting up my Commodore 64 as we speak...

It’s Trump’s fault.

There’s a Rube Goldberg machine joke in there, somewhere.

That cat’s hero is obviously Jeff Goldblum.

Lester was a self centered ass-hat, but let’s not forget that Carolyn had been routinely banging a Business contact on the side (then getting fast food afterwards) the entire time. She was just as selfish as he was.

I need to check the Iron Shiek’s Twitter feed to get his take on this.

“As a Bears fan, let me just say WELCOME TO JAY CUTLER TOWN!”

I feel tainted for laughing at that. Take your star, you...

Take your star, you Magnificent Bastard.