Or a Derrick Rose...

Bad Girlfriend - Theory of a Dead Man.

You forgot the Alabama Inbreds

“Probably wishes he could tongue Rim Tom brady.”

Roll Damn Vols?

No. Luck won’t be a Brady tonight.

“Well, that was awkward...”

He would have been much more likely to break up the Alshon Jeffery TD catch

Aw, hell. Since no one else has done it yet(and yes, I know it’s been put on a tee for me)...

Casio-tone keyboard, circa 1987

+1 for referencing the prototypical Ham & egger (Bobby Heenan term - skypoint). Well done sir. Well done indeed.

If it were up to Joe Morgan, he would be the ONLY 2nd baseman in the hall.

Or that the Koch Brothers started the rumor and secretly financed the campaign backing the theory that Greedo shot first.

Yo-Yo calling Kasius a Space Mime made me do a spit take.

It transitions to Donkey Punch...

I have seen worse,seen cooler names, from anime and video games used for naming kids.

There is an Urban legend in Peoria, IL (of all places) that a woman named her daughter “Astonishing Lust.”

Or to dye his hair yellow and spike it

That may be one of the greatest face-palm gifs of all time.