Let me hand you a +1 while wearing Nitrile gloves, you Magnificent bastard.

Any chance LaVar does a guest spot on TNT and pisses off Barkley to the point he puts Ball through the set.

I’d be happy with a good, old-fashioned DDT into the concrete.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If it is called “dry cleaning,” Why does it require “dry cleaning fluid?”

+1 You magnificent bastard!

How is it any different than Johnson?

“No comment.”

I’ll tell ya what Stone Pony. I enjoy golfing with Joe West. He’s got got a decent putting game, but his drives lack TWTW.

I see your kidnapping and raise you the George the Animal Steele/Miss Elizabeth storyline

The Far side predicted this 20+ years ago.

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+1

Check his Facebook page. It’s the Left’s current Manifesto.

Came here for the unending, gleeful celebration of Republicans getting injured, some in critical condition.

But do they have TWTW?

One of my all time favorites:

Which era of foul calls are you using? The current “breathe on a guy and it’s a foul”, or the 1990's “combat basketball”?