Insert Jim Tomsula Lifehack concerning roadkill and various cuisine here...

Monty Python clips make everything better.

Here’s a take by a British Liberal pundit I found interesting.

Call me when he hits 15 , then we’ll talk.

plus, he was a legit threat on offense.

Not as much as you might think. After all, as Guy Fieri says:

I prefer “Magnificent Bastard”

Here I thought it was just one guy...a guy who could control Sand-worms...but one guy, nevertheless.

That right there was some Prime punnage.

I regret that I have but one +1 to give towards this comment.

I agree, this catalog would be infinitely more entertaining if it featured quotes by Gary Busey!

When he really wants his ego stroked, Drew binge watches his victory on Chopped on a loop...oh that reminds me:

I, Hanjo.

Yeah, but she tells “Make a Wish” Foundation kids to go fuck themselves.

Agreed, I suggest being racist against Belgians...

Steve Stone, arguably one of the top five analysts in baseball, approved of this trade, albeit mostly for the potential. That is good enough for me.

And we can tell that because there are no drunken, shirtless asshats from Hegwitch attacking the Umps or opposing team’s coaches.

I think Kyle Hendricks was a product of the Cubs farm system.

Dusty will make him do some towel drills and then turn him into Mark Prior.

As long as Hawk makes sure Todd Frazier is okay...there is hope.