The fact that Burneko and I agree on this point makes your overwrought reply null and void.

Old man rant alert:

I am shocked that no one put this up yet...

I am going to change my Warcraft Protection Warrior to Hacksaw Smithers, from RufusBlatherskite

When I toured with a college Chamber Orchestra, I used the name

I recently switched mine from “Jack MeHoff” to “Drew Magary”.

+1 We have a Weiner!

She should gone the Madonna route and have traded blowjobs for votes for Verlander...or at least motorboats...

meanwhile, the meatball fans in Chicago STILL call him McGowan.

Upon closer examination, I think the gloves are legit.

Only at jezebel can you see an article about Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford Boning instantly turn into the obligatory bash Trump thread.

“mattress mambo”

And yet, the meatball fans will find some way to blame Jay Cutler for this.

The Doctor Death years were the worst.

It would be more appropriate for Mark Chmura to vote for Harambe...he allegedly likes having his dick out, especially in hot tubs around underage girls.

May Alex Trebek’s enthusiastic “Kinky Boots” live on forever.

No. the humans were ruled by the Mongoose horde, that just invaded the South African golf Course in another article.

I, for one, Welcome our new Mongoose Overlords.

Great season guys; and finishing with Myron Mixon was a great idea. I still think you should have some kind of matching uniform for show, like Iron Chef or Chopped. Hmmm. Now what would Drew pick? Thinking...thinking. Wait!! I know:

Not crazy about almost all of the other stuff, but I am all for term limits for Federal and state offices.