Without the nipples the mannequins would be "unrealistic."

My parents split and my dad moved to the other side of the country when I was 12. They got joint custody so I did loads of travelling and making connecting flights. I may have been a bit mature for my age but I never got escorted anywhere by crew or parents and never felt freaked out.

My thoughts exactly.

We're expected to start scrubbing our cervixes now? I just can't keep up!

Long Island Jewish is it's own species closely related to New Jersey Jewish in that they tend towards over the top and think everyone else does exactly what they do.

Taking the power of the purse makes that process loads less painful. My wedding will be froofy-er than I'd like because my fiance is used to a certain type of wedding. Still, paying for everything or most of it gives you all the leverage you need.

Ahhhhh. So many reasons I opted not to have bridesmaids. I'd like to say a huge AMEN to asking the bride about a bridal shower and bachelorette party. A friend wanted to host exactly what you picture when you think of bridal shower for me. This is not at all my idea of a good time and the only people who could come…

There is indeed. It goes from the Sunset to the Financial District. The 6 in NYC has fewer crazies.

But does your phone make you lie on the couch, kicking your feet in the air and laughing with your head back while wearing "yoga pants"? No? Clearly this is not a product women could ever want.

I remember going to a doctor who asked if I had an issues with my period. I managed to say that it was regular but very painful before he cut me off with a derisive,"Meh. All women THINK their period is painful." I was shocked because I was about to tell him the Rx I was taking that is barely known in the US. He…

In some states, you can. A hedgehog has taken a shining to my mother's backyard and nibbling her cats' food. We know it's truly spring when the hedgehog comes waddling back.

@blah: This. Yes.

I got a suggestion from Google that I'd get better results searching "Billy Idol White Wedding." How wise. I agree that IdolWhite doth protest too much.