Next up for your song-smithing skills. "We three boobs on a Khristmas card are..." No, not the people. Looking at the kard, my fokus went immediately to the breasts with happy nipples at the top of the page.

Not being Christian, much of the world doesn't CARE. Maybe being Jewish and spending my first 9 years of education in a Catholic school have made me extra sensitive, but Ethiopians (even Ethiopian Christians) have their own cultural and religious celebrations that are different from the singers' view of the holiday. …

I think that after so long, it is wrong and cruel of her to refuse any contact with him. Also, a part of the 12 Step philosophy is to seek and accept forgiveness for past wrongs. This is a big part of their lives and trying to bury it could make their respective recoveries that much more difficult.

If I didn't ask men out, I wouldn't have married the most wonderful man in the world. He's shy and had been through a breakup that convinced him that any good women were "out of his league."

Mine too! They also stuck everyone they'd suckered in with scholarship money into the same section so the curve would get rid of most of our money.

Maybe you should deal with your fear of dogs instead of inflicting extreme pain on them and sky-high vet bills on their owners.

If by hosting, you mean telling someone else to host and she'll show up? This is a family in which some members have never so much as put their own toothpaste on a their toothbrush.

This makes me feel better about my deciding to not to return to the dentist that wanted to fill my 'microcavities'. To be clear, I am not basing this on a Gawker article. I am basing this on the fact that I spent 2 1/2 hours there, spent 2 minutes with the dentist, and the xray tech left my mouth battered and…

The old pin-through-a-pack-of-condoms trick is much easier and doesn't leave a paper trail.

As ThePrettiestOne noted, it won't always crystallize properly. The water content in honey and variations in honeys will make a difference here. Better to use ginger in hot water with honey, if that's the flavor you're after.

If it is December 24 or 25, I say go wild with your Merry Christmas-ing, but it's NOVEMBER. Christmas is a DAY (in some countries, 2 days) not a SEASON.

There's not enough straight-away on current trackt to get up to those speeds.

Considering the additional desire for elf ears, I wonder if she's an avid player of WoW or another MMRPG. The giant boobs are also part of that look but they're hardly the only ones.

That is some major body dismorphic disorder. Also the surgeon who did that takes no pride in his/her work to put lips like that on a face like hers.

The sad thing is that the Fiat 500 is actually a good car* but the commercials just show her and nothing about the car at all. It's just a music video paid for by Fiat. *Even twit-tastic Jeremy Clarkson approves.

Sounds like advice that my friend's Chassidic cousin was told. She needed to start covering her hair 24/7 and not just when she was around non-relative males. It turned out that her and her husband actually enjoying sex instead of treating it like a duty was the solution.

I blame the sex ed I got as a kid which told us that EVERY instance of unprotected sex WILL RESULT IN PREGNANCY.

Yes! This! The only ones I've found are at least $150 each if you buy multiples. Those are the ones that are based on bra size. Women's button-downs should be based on measurements around bust and waist instead of random ideas of what a medium or 10 are.

They were the height of safety when a straight razor was the other option.

There are really two types of online wedding gown places. The first are totally reputable and many of these are the online presence of brick and mortar stores. The second are the Chinese sweatshop, knockoff places that I think GMA was trying to cover. The work ranges from spot on to horrific and if you're not…