No one show this to Samantha Brick.

Not even your mom was a whore. Your mother who died during childbirth is a whore.

BOTH. But mostly terrifying.

Ha. That was awesome.

There's a beautiful melancholy in this absurdity that I didn't expect at all. I loved it, too. I never expected to feel so much for Jane.

Who let David Lynch on board?

Mad Men in reply.

AGREEEEED.

5 minutes in and I HATE EVERYONE. Except for Peggy. I never hate Peggy.

Send him this the next time he tries to recap Game of Thrones:

"Mama, we're working on our science project." "REPRODUCTION?"

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OMG. Don't get me started. Terrible week for Barca overall. Sluggish, sloppy defending.

10. We have no choice but to amputate your head. Scalpel?

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. Like seriously. I wanted to revive him just to slap him in the face.

I want to be imperator for life of the entire world, but that doesn't mean I should be.* I understand why you feel the way you do, and you have a far better soul than I do. I guess all we can do is hope that either he fails out completely, or he somehow becomes a Real Boy.

Sorry, I don't understand...why aren't you supposed to say that? He sounds like he sucks. You resent him all you want. I'm pretty sure you'll end up being a kickass doctor whereas he, like TheGadget says, will screw up somewhere. I fear for his future patients.

HA! Did we go to the same school? I knew a guy like that. He also said that when the revolution came, my parents would be shot for owning a stock portfolio. He was not amused that this just made me giggle.

This stupid Bing commercial is a shameless crib of Friday Night Lights, with the injury and the Explosions in the Sky and the...I can't handle it. BRING BACK COACH TAYLOR.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha