It's DEFINITELY possible. Seriously. I'm not even saying that just to make you feel better. You can do this. YOU CAN.

I can understand how you feel. I went to a prep school where 2/3 of the kids wore Che Guevara shirts. At least half* of them thought it was some album cover. The other half grew up to be stock brokers.

I thought she played Joyce Summers until I was 15.

...There exists Little Women-Batman crossover fanfiction?

I read it was because she got so much fanmail about how she HAS to have Jo marry Laurie that she got so pissed and married him to Amy out of spite.

Do I want to un-lazy myself enough to drive to the store and buy ice creams? Or do I sit and continue to watch Community and hope my headache goes away?

I still hate Amy. SO MUCH. She's the reason I had a serious aversion to Kirsten Dunst until I saw Melancholia and I was forced to accept her as awesome.

If you haven't seen Better Off Ted, try it out. It's fucking hilarious.

I'm with BrutallyHonester here. As much as overwhelming positivity pisses me off, I can tolerate it from people who just genuinely believe they're doing the best they can to try to cheer you up. She just sounds kind of condescending.

When I was little, I used to rewind the Jo-Laurie kissing scene and play it over and over again.

DAMN THE MAN. SAVE THE EMPIRE.

What are you into? (That sounds dirtier than intended.)

I really, really dislike Ronaldo. Like, a lot. But that was just a stunning goal. Barca really has just been outplayed all week.

Well, at least that game was positive for someone. Terrible week for Barca.

Hey, if you need him to disappear, I'm sure we have some sort of Jezebel Ninja program.

Do you think you still want to keep the baby if boyfriend were to disappear? Honestly, even if this is just shock making him act this way, he sounds like he needs you to kick his ass and then kick him to the curb.

That is actually my automatic response to anyone who says this to me. No joke. I hope we meet one day and this happens!

Reason 7503 my boss is awesome: he brings me on interviews to assess whether or not a possible new addition to our team is a creeper. He believes me when I say someone is (always with good reason).

I cried during About a Boy...the soundtrack.

THANK you. That iPhone ad makes me not want one. So annoying.