no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

Maybe it’s only 14 days...but jail time is HARD TIME. Changes a person. When she gets out...well...let’s just say you’d be wise to steer clear of her at the Whole Foods.

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

He then challenged Bently to bring their bitch ass to the Applebee’s in Paris. Time is a flat circle. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

Yeah Milspec is just a spec and not necessarily the highest quality one.

and “Tactical”..groan.

I hate the term military grade. After working for the government, and learning the military grade is from the cheapest bidder of them all. I think they should look for a different term like aviation grade.

Max, Once more taking it to another level this weekend. It augurs good things.

Ok, Biden says “we choose truth over facts.” Can we start getting over our collective ‘he’s the most electable/safest bet’ thing yet, please? Do not need another gaffe-prone old man to give disingenuous idiots any purchase in making inevitable senility/other projections jokes for the next election cycle. There’s shit…

Say what you will about our military, but it’s at least an undisputed winner.

John Delaney is a republican plant. Convince me otherwise.

The ridiculous part is their belief that it's all a well hidden deep state that only a secret genius like Trump can uncover. In reality, all the crimes and favors and mutual hand jobs are right out in the open because they know there's fuck all we can usually do about it and people have short attention spans. 

People like her are also the reason why we shouldn’t

won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

If I see a red fucking hat, it’s open season on the motherfucker wearing it.

Nancy is just pissed because it’s her job to demonize non white male Democratic Congresspeople