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This is how you use a chair, Dummy Jr:

Im sure it took a lot of self-restraint to not refer to the 70 year-old as a “sepukkugenarian.” Well done, Billy.

Everything I know about this show (apparently not much) I got from this web page.

Yup. Hard reset is what I call it when shit like this comes up. I know its a seriously fucked up thought but I just want humanity to be done and extinct off this planet.

I don’t believe she said any such thing.

I’m sure a lot of people don’t need reminding, but occasionally I do: people literally believe these lies. They are not internet commenters trolling Splinter and just acting obstinate but we know they know better; they are people out in the world who are only ever hearing conservative views and they very literally

How do any of the current administration have any high ground (or even factual basis) to stand on at the moment?

I mean, this has always been the case right?

Ah. Yes. That is what we in the business world like to call “complete and utter bullshit.”

The only way donald trump could make America great again would be by dying.

This applies to “law enforcement” in general. Why do people get into law enforcement? To have power over others. Thats the whole problem. The industry specifically attracts bullies, sociopaths and violent thugs.

Oh, man, when you watch the clip, be sure to look to the far right at the very, very end. Trudeau is almost but not quite out of frame, and the expression on his face is priceless.

And people tell me I’m to dry, too poker-faced when I compose an ironic post, they enjoin me to use winkies and ackernyms so they can figure out I’m being /sarcastic. You sir, win the match. I’ll reread a few times until I detect the tiniest kernel of a clue that you’re pulling our leg, but until then, that’s a fine

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

This would have been prevented had the baby been allowed to carry her own gun.

frankly, this is an argument for the death penalty- anyone who would do something like this we have to seriously consider if they should remain on this plane of existence-

What value does this animal offer our society? He should be humanely euthanized.

I’m sure the Founders would have considered this to be well-regulated militia activity. 

The 1939 Act forbids the intimidation or bribery of voters and restricts political campaign activities by federal employees. It prohibits using any public funds designated for relief or public works for electoral purposes. It forbids officials paid with federal funds from using promises of jobs, promotion, financial

Another sternly written letter I presume?