I can’t remember who coined it but it was definitely a writer who referred to him as a “spray tanned hernia” That’s still a keeper although I hope to one day soon get to refer to Trump as “our big dead president”
In other Washington news, the White House has made a job offer to Benito Mussolini, hoping to leverage his experience overcoming syphilitic dementia.
When you miss a 50/50 ball because you know anything but a devastating shot will get roasted, is that an “unforced error”?
Now all the Knicks need to do is travel back in time to the year 2000, sign Shaq, and make the NBA outlaw zone defenses again.
So it’s not that the doctors actually “ruled out” an Achilles injury, just that it was never mentioned at all one way or another - in the same way that they didn’t discuss the odds of a stroke or dislocated shoulder. Read more
Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in… Read more
I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.
Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.
Does anyone actually watch the Citi Open?
Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.
Here’s to hoping neither number gets any higher.